What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How should I go about convincing my mother that my foreign online boyfriend isn't out to get my holes or scam me?

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

What are some of the differences between the Democratic and Republican parties? What policies does each party advocate for? What groups do these parties usually represent?

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Do you remember one day, you put a deep smile on someone's face and made them very happy?

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is music publishing?

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service